Why screaming babies suck ass

These little infants have been screaching, taking up our space, infiltrating our mothers vaginas and their hearts, it must be stopped at ALL COSTS.
I propose that we AXE all of those babies at a moments notice, or else they will take over the ENTIRE WORLD.
All will be lost, we shall be locked out of society, to fend for ourselves like DOGS.

screaming baby covered in ash. arms raised and mouth agape.

(Disclaimer, I absoloutely love children, those little buggers are so cute. Harm inflicted on them is a moral sin and I would never condone that. This page was just made as a joke, and was a VERY early addition to the site.)