Why screaming babies suck ass

These little infants have been screaching, taking up our space, infiltrating our mothers vaginas and their hearts, it must be stopped at ALL COSTS.
I propose that we AXE all of those babies at a moments notice, or else they will take over the ENTIRE WORLD.
All will be lost, we shall be locked out of society, to fend for ourselves like DOGS.

(Disclaimer, I absoloutely love children, those little buggers are so cute. Harm inflicted on them is a moral sin and I would never condone that. This page was just made as a joke, and was a VERY early addition to the site.)